Мини-спектакли

Alice in Modernland

Звучит музыка.

На сцену входит Алиса, читая книгу. Садится в кресло,зевает.

- What is the use of book without pictures or conversations?

I find such a book very dull.

Алиса подходит к зеркалу, прихорашивается, слышит волшебные звуки.

-What is it?

Подходит близко к зеркалу, трогает и проходит через него.

-What a strange place! Where am I?(читает надпись на воротах) Welcome to Modernland!

В это время под рэповскую музыку входят три поросенка( в бейсболках,джинсах)

Alice: Good day! I'm Alice. Who are you?

Snaff-Snaff: Hi! You should know us. We are the coolest guys here.

Поют песню под рэп:

Niff-Niff :We are rosy and fat

We are not quick

Snaff-Snaff: It is not so bad

To be a cool pig

Nuff-Nuff: We have no grief

We are never sad

Together: Our names are

Niff-Niff Nuff-Nuff Snaff-Snaff

Remember that!

Alice: Glad to meet you!

Niff-Niff: Oh (смотрит на часы) We are in a hurry! Bye!

Alice: Bye!

В это время выходит Красная Шапочка:

Buy my pies,cakes and patties

My goods are the most delicious but the cheapest

Подходит к Алисе : Would you like my pie or cake?

Alice: No,thanks I'm Alice. You are Little Red Hood, aren't you?

Red Hood: Yes, of course I am.

Поет песню: I'm walking through the market

I'm selling pies,cakes,patties

I'm going to be rich

Money, money, that's my dream

A-a dollars, evros, tenges, roubles

A-a pence, pounds,franks and yangs

Целует деньги : Money, money

Buy my goods with discount

Alice I have no money

Red Hood : Then you aren't my client (убегает)

Звучит колыбельная , выходит спящая красавица в школьной форме, тащит за собой рюкзак: I want to sleep. I don't want learn. I want to fall into a deep sleep. Not in vain I was called The Sleeping Beauty!

Мимо проходит и засыпает.

На сцену выходит королева с зеркалом в руке:

Mirror,mirror , tell me

Am I pretty or plain?

Or am I downright ugly

And ugly to remain?

Shall I marry a gentleman?

Shall I marry a businessman?

Alice (в сердцах выкрикивает) : What a world! I don't like it! In this world riches are better than a good name

В это время герои собираются возле Алисы

Алиса подходит к поросятам: Idleness rusts the mind(они опускают головы)

Алиса к Красной Шапочке: Money often unmakes the men who make it.

К спящей красавице I do folks lack no excuse.

К каролеве Love is neither bought nor sold

Финальная песня

Have a good day,

Make it worthwhile

Go out and laugh

Go out and sing

Go out and smile

Go out and do

All you should go out and do

Something good

Have a good day go out and live

Go out and work

Go out and love

Go out and give

And when you do

Then you can say

You've had a fine

You've had a good day