Конкурс на лучший литературный перевод

Конкурс на лучший литературный перевод изречений великих людей:

"In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But in practice, there is."

(Yogi Berra)

"In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends."

(Martin Luther King Jr.)

"Do, or do not. There is no 'try'." (Yoda)

"I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves."

(Ludwig Wittgenstein)

"Try to learn something about everything and everything about something." (Thomas Henry Huxley)

"Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws." (Plato)

"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work." (Thomas Alva Edison)

"Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down."( Jimmy Durante)

"The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good."

(Samuel Johnson)

"After I'm dead I'd rather have people ask why I have no monument than why I have one."

(Cato the Elder)